Slow News Day, Indeed

Slashdot reports (via Wired, and others) that the US State of New Mexico is rebelling, in an attempt to secede^H^H^H^H^H^H - sorry, wrong century - in an attempt to pass a law to have Pluto declared a planet once again, on the basis that it "passes overhead through New Mexico's excellent night skies".

Umm, ok.